Viagra Sued By Millionaire For Fraud

Anyone on the street could tell you about the mysterious blue pill that 43% of men in the United States take on a near daily basis to help them when times are rough. It has been a staple of the US economy for years and is as American as apple pie and baseball.

Now it is being faced with the worst legal trouble in years. Audre Templertent, 43, has filed a lawsuit against the pill for not keeping him, “In fighting Shape for longer than an hour.” He plans to sue the company for fraud and damages to his persona as “One of those guys who can go all night.” He claims that the lawsuit will be good for up to $3 million dollars as that is the price of a good night with him.

The Washington Harvard attempted to reach him for further comment but were met but his secretary saying that he had no time for an interview as “Love making” now takes more time out of his busy work schedule and that it now takes “Harder Stuff” to help him with his tango.

We at the Washington Harvard believe that he may have a case as to fraud but we collectively polled our staff to find that a single night with a millionaire of his age was worth about $800,000 at most if he even went through the effort of taking us out to a nice dinner beforehand.

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