Trump Set to Visit Detained Migrant Children, Participate in Story Time

Later this week Trump is scheduled to visit detained migrant children in El Paso, Texas. He is expected to read them stories before nap time.

Possible stories he could read are Thomas the Train’s lesser known work titled “No you can’t” and The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

“These are huge, huge hits from me and Melania’s childhood”, President Trump commented fondly, “I’ve been practicing reading aloud all week.”

When asked about the obvious language barrier between him and the children he said, “I know they’re not American and there won’t be a translator for them but I’m expecting rapt attention”.

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