Ocasio-Cortez includes a provision in Green New Deal to replace toilet paper with seashells like in ‘Demolition Man’

This week freshman New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doubled down on her divisive plan to move America into a new green world. Included in the newest draft on her Green New Deal is a provision for all toilet paper to be eliminated from public use by 2025.

Allegations of siding with “Big Paper” were hurled at those who called the plan short sited, and a “Bum rush.” Veteran lawmakers called for Ocasio-Cortez to divulge her replacement for the two-ply currently distributed amongst those in the Capital washrooms. Her solution, “People will use the shells they had in Demolition Man, they are an all natural, organic, non-GMO, carbon-reducing reusable solution.”

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