New Game Of Thrones Season Causes Increase In Pregnancy

An early version of the HBO hit, Game of Thrones, has already gone out to critics and Hollywood insiders. They are reporting that it is “sexy as hell.” So sexy in fact that many of the couples who have seen it are reportedly pregnant.

“It’s like an aphrodisiac, I just can’t get enough schlong,” said one Hollywood insiders wife. “Kit Harington is an absolute dreamboat.”

“Thirteen seconds in I saw an enormous erection and after that my husband and I just went at it.”

Several of the pregnant couples are considering naming their children after Game Of Thrones characters.

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