Indicted Yale Doctor attributes game “Operation” to his success

Caught in the stunning college entrance scandal, a prominent Yale graduate has confessed to having no real medical knowledge despite graduating with high honors.

“Most of my surgical experience was learned hands on, I mostly do cosmetic stuff like botox and liposuction. I try and stay away from the more difficult things.”

When asked about how he felt starting his sham career he said, “I started out watching Youtube videos and practicing with the game Operation so I felt pretty confident in my skills.”

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