Florida Man plans jailbreak years before committing any actual crime.

Self-proclaimed criminal mastermind, Rodge Parson has already hatched a daring escape plan from San Quentin Penitentiary. Parson, who has no current criminal charges against him and a spotless criminal record, plans to barter cigarettes for nail file, dig a hole under his bunk, crawl through a drainage tunnel, and escape on the 10:45 train to Fremont.

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