Highschool Sweethearts Have Kid To Fill Void In Meaningless Life

Fresh out of college and with no real prospects, this young couple has a happy little…

Indicted Yale Doctor attributes game “Operation” to his success

Caught in the stunning college entrance scandal, a prominent Yale graduate has confessed to having no…

“Splicing” Is The New Scary Weight Loss Trend Sweeping High Schools

American high schools have been the focus of bad trends over the years from “Gluten-Free” meals…

Viagra Sued By Millionaire For Fraud

Anyone on the street could tell you about the mysterious blue pill that 43% of men…

Ocasio-Cortez includes a provision in Green New Deal to replace toilet paper with seashells like in ‘Demolition Man’

This week freshman New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doubled down on her divisive plan to move…

Coffee Consumption Linked to Being a Liberal

Two new studies show that high coffee consumption might be influencing you in unanticipated ways. Coffee…

Study Concludes Autism Linked to Children Mouthing Loose Change

Parents today were awoken to a terrible new trouble that is now sweeping the nation.  A…

Avocado Orchards To Be Repurposed into Pomegranate Orchards as Demand Plummets

Millennials and Gen Z’ers have long been stereotyped as avocado enthusiasts putting avocados on everything from…