Bernie Sanders is a Robot

Bernie Sander’s is well known for being the first person to raise 5.9M in one day without the help of any large donor Super PAC. But lesser known is the fact that he is the first robot to infiltrate the U.S. Senate.

With his seemingly unlimited stamina and non-stop appearances on television, Bernie-bot (as he is known by his close supporters) is an unstoppable machine.

On top of his busy travel schedule he is still able to vote on the most important issues. As a comparison, when Hillary Clinton ran for President she missed 50% of the votes, where-as in 2016 Bernie missed only 3%.

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