AOC Practices “White Guy” Voice Daily In Front Of Mirror

We personally love her white guy voice, but some people are getting concerned.

Highschool Sweethearts Have Kid To Fill Void In Meaningless Life

Fresh out of college and with no real prospects, this young couple has a happy little…

New Game Of Thrones Season Causes Increase In Pregnancy

An early version of the HBO hit, Game of Thrones, has already gone out to critics…

Kevin O’Leary Spends Entire Speaking Event Making Fart Noises

Kevin O’Leary from Shark Tank promises you his secrets to success and financial independence if you…

Indicted Yale Doctor attributes game “Operation” to his success

Caught in the stunning college entrance scandal, a prominent Yale graduate has confessed to having no…

Fox News Airs My Pillow Ads Endlessly Back to Back

After losing all other advertisers due to Tucker Carlson’s explosive remarks, Fox News was forced to…

“Covfefe” and “Hamberder” added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary in Honor of President Trump

Famous for his cryptic misspellings, President Donald Trump is now being honored by the prestigious Merriam-Webster…

Climate Change Not Linked to Any Scientific Evidence says Man with little knowledge on the Subject

We interviewed this Midwestern father of two, after hearing him grumbling about the price of organic…

Everything Fine in Venezuela, Definitely not a Coup, says local Journalist

The 2019 crisis in Venezuela grows darker as blackouts continue with no end in sight but…

Trump Set to Visit Detained Migrant Children, Participate in Story Time

Later this week Trump is scheduled to visit detained migrant children in El Paso, Texas. He…

Bernie Sanders is a Robot

Bernie Sander’s is well known for being the first person to raise 5.9M in one day…

Coffee Consumption Linked to Being a Liberal

Two new studies show that high coffee consumption might be influencing you in unanticipated ways. Coffee…